Last cat update! Probably!
Probably a little hard to see, but she’s very polydactyl, so we obviously had to name her after the six-fingered man from The Princess Bride. But instead of Count(ess) Tyrone Rugen we just stick to Rue. Bit’s taking to her…okay
Honestly, that was on day 3 of face-to-face meetings so I’m fine with it. What’s that? Trophies in the back? I don’t know what you’re on about.
Speaking of Princess Bride, it’s never a bad time to repost that dude’s live tweet of when they watched it for the first time. What a genuine treat.
So Rue is a kitten which means she is never not attacking your hoodie strings or hair or her tail or anything, ANYthing at all. She also adorably does that front-heavy baby animal run that you see goats do.
Here’s Rue’s sister from another litter
One more cat thing and then that’s IT. This is fun for kids!
Links!!!!
The heat came on and Dean announced that he had turned it up one degree, in case you were worried this house doesn’t have a father.
Shine on, lil tyke
“Yeah” 😍
Flan! 😭
A new one!! First one, second one.
Mad Daddy factoid: In 1958 Myers tried his hand hosting a late-night horror movie show on tv—all the rage in the 50s*. At first he wanted to suspend a camera upside down, which was a no-go due to its weight. So he pivoted to suspending himself upside down from a pole. Sadly, the gimmick wasn’t enough for the show to catch on and it got dropped after 4 weeks.
*I guess pivoting to video is older than we realized**
**Yes I KNOW this is different, gway
When I think of Halloween music I think of what you might hear in that cave restaurant in the Addams Family Values (even though it’s been redone), so warbling strings and whatnot. Here’s my fav:
I promised Tab and dammit, we’re gonna get into it. I had this exchange with my aunt (hi, Marcia!!)
And did she ever prove me wrong.
Why do journalists drink so much Tab?
This is a thing! Who knew?! But also
Coca-Cola is discontinuing Tab after nearly 60 years
So I was right, my timing was just off is all. If you’re like me and have never tried Tab, now’s the time! And if you’d like to contribute to Marcia’s Tab bunker, reach out and I’ll send you her Venmo.
Lastly, this guy
Mary Kate Korner
Because Bowen Yang saying “NO!” with the unbridled rage of a toddler who hasn’t learned to be ashamed of anger yet is the funniest thing that happens in the season.
No specific charity this week, let’s maybe all throw five bucks at something related to voting?
Have a great week! I lied about no more cats!
I know I shouldn't be asking this about the Zorro/Jello man, but WHY did Mad Daddy want to suspend the camera/himself? Funsies? So he'd look like a bat? Also saccharine is HORRIBLE and a masochistic thing to do to your tastebuds.
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UNCLE PENIS!!!